Monday's w/ Michael
More humorous quotes from the sports world:
Morgan Shepherd, NASCAR driver, on why the NBA brawl couldn't happen in his sport: "None of our fans would ever let go of a beer for any reason, much less throw it at somebody."
Chuck Pool, the Florida Marlins publicist, on Cincinnati Reds outfielder Kevin Mitchell's upper-deck home run at Joe Robbie Stadium: "There have been a plethora of guys to hit it up there, but that was the plethorest."
Cosey Coleman, Browns guard, on the debut of offensive coordinator Jeff Davidson: "I'm sure he had nerves going through his veins."
Mike Luit, St. Louis Blues goalie, on rule changes he'd like to see in the NHL: "Make the puck bigger and softer."
George Steinbrenner, New York Yankees owner, evaluating his ace pitcher: "David Cone is in a class by himself with three or four other players."
Wimp Sanderson, Alabam basketball coach, on lasting 32 years at the school: "I've been here so long that when I got here, the Dead Sea wasn't even sick."
Tony Campbell, Minnesota Timberwolves guard, after suffering a painful fall on his hip during a game against the Washington Bullets: "My gluteus maximus is hurteous enormous."
Duane Thomas, Dallas Cowboy running back, asked if he had an IQ: "Sure I've got one. It's a perfect 20-20."
Rick Pitino, Kentucky basketball coach, when asked about one of his team's defensive alignments: "That's our mother-in-law set--constant nagging and harassment."
Tune in next week for the conclusion of humorous sports quotes!
Make it a great week!
SON, I THINK YOU HAVE TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, OR MAYBE YOU ARE SPENDIG TO MUCH TIME HIDING IN THE BATHROOM. LOVE DAD B.
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