Monday's w/ Michael
Warning...the following story contains disgusting details and may not be suitable for young readers.
Yesterday morning, Jane and I were awakened by the delightful sound of a babbling 1 year old. Together we crept to his room to peek in his door. The stench coming from the room was very powerful, but I didn't think anything of it as he typically makes a mess in his diaper during the night. We cracked open the door and peered into his room. It took a moment for the sight to register: a nude little boy happily standing in his crib. Somehow, the little stinker (and I mean that quite literally) had managed to take off his diaper during the night. He then decided to play with his...um...deposit. He threw some on the floor. He smeared some all over his crib. He used some to paint his wall. My dad referred to him as our very own little "Poocasso". Somehow, he got some on his forehead.
Unfortunately, we didn't think to take a picture of it before it was cleaned up. But here is a picture of the guilty culprit.
Just add 'waste management' to my list of qualifications! Love you! J
ReplyDeleteGood morning daddy and Happy Father's Day!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW!!! That made me laugh out loud and brings back memories! Madison did the extact same thing and I accidentally forgot to take the diaper out of the crib when i stripped her bed and ended up washing and drying the diaper. It was NOT a pretty sight!
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL , SORRY YOUR FATHER'S DAY STARTED OUT SO {CRAPPE} , THAT HAPPEN TO ME WITH JANE , THE OTHER KIDS CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND SAW ME OUT IN THE YARD WITH THE WATER HOSE CLEANING HER BED , NOT A FUN JOB . DEACON LOOKS SO SWEET I KNOW YOU COULDN'T GET MAD AT HIM , IF YOU DID HE WOULD JUST CALL GRAND PA . LOVE YOU ALL DAD / GRAND PA B.
ReplyDeleteOH MY! That sounds horrible! Makes my stomach churn!
ReplyDeleteWHAT A CUTE STORY! MICHELE & MARISSA STILL TALK ABOUT WHEN JANE DID THE SAME THING IN HER PLAYPEN, NOT BED, & DAD WAS OUTSIDE WASHING ALL HER TOYS OFF WITH THE HOSE LIKE HE SAID. THE EMBARRASSING THING WAS THAT ALL THE KIDS ON THE SCHOOL BUS SAW IT TOO. I'M SURE THIS WON'T BE THE WORSE MESS LITTLE DEACON MAKES. LOVE YOU ALL, MOM B.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mom and Dad! ;)
ReplyDeleteYuck! What a parent's nightmare! Hopefully our little angels never do that:)
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